So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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