if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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