we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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