why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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