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• (248): View more from Michigan

  whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

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  be more specific...?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her

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  but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"

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  but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.

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• (631): View more from New York

  sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"

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• (940): View more from Texas

  going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.

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• (619): View more from California

  Maybe he injected his testicle?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I hope none of us try to run for public office one day

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.

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