If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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