So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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