I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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