Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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i've created a new STD.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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