Porn is love you can see.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...