some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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