I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Randomize
