On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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