You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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