I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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