The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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