I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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