i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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