Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I could fuck to npr.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
how drunk are you?
Several
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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