Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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