it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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