Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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