I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Are we still banned from the library?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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