Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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