yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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