I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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