Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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