Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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