NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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