he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
