C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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