We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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