Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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