We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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