I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Even my vagina gasped.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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