Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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