i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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