One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
