You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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