He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
it was like eating out sand paper
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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