I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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