good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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