used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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