well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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