Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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