ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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