Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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