I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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