You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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