ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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