NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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