is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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