i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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