She said her name was "party"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Congratulations! We have a period
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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